There is no DEC 19

By Debbie Pickett

To the tune of "I Was Only 19".

If I tried to explain this one it would be longer than the song.

And can you tell me, Conway
why I still can't grep for sleep()?
And why the screeching monkey error makes me yearn for beeps?
And what's this crash that comes and goes
is it 'cause I'm running screen(1)?
God help me - there is no DEC 19