Trannies on the Net

By Debbie Pickett

To the tune of "Riders on the Storm" by Jim Morrison.

I dedicate this song to all the transgendered people I know and love as friends, thanks to the Internet. May all your dreams come true.

SRS stands for "Sex Reassignment Surgery"; it's the preferred term for what most people call "Sex Change Operation".

Trannies on the Net
Trannies on the Net
Without a doubt, I'll bet
There's several whom you've met
To IRC and Muck
They gravitate and suck
Trannies on the Net

There's a murmur on the breeze
It's sayin', "all those shes were hes"
Do you think they care?
You doubtless weren't aware
Till some loathsome little brat
Thought he'd like to be a rat
Kill him by degrees

Girl, you used to be a man
Girl, you used to be a man
All the years you spanned
But you'd always planned
From the day you wore a dress
Till you get your SRS
Now you know you can

Trannies on the Net
Trannies on the Net
Introspective yet
Never you forget
If you give them half a smile
They might stop to talk awhile
Trannies on the Net